Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook by Scott Adams

Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook by Scott Adams

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Why do all modern managers do the same bizarre things? Are these methods taught in business schools? Do managers learn by watching more experienced managers? Is it the result of mentoring? Non of the above! Every manager learns from the same source: DOGBERT’S TOP SECRET MANAGEMENT HANDBOOK. This valuable management handbook teaches new managers how to transform themselves from bitter and bewildered “little people” into fully functioning, paradigm-spewing management zombies. In this indispensable guide, Dogbert reveals the many vital skills needed by managers in their daily lives, including: - The power of verbal instructions – sound like a boss while maintaining complete deniability! - Empty promises of promotion – enjoy all the motivational benefits with none of the costs! - Pretending to care – learn how to hear without listening! - Company newsletters – communicate without the risk of conveying information! - Competition – experience the joy of setting your people against one another! - Making decisions – be a leader without making any decisions! - Incentives – inspire employees by giving them worthless knickknacks! Remember: Leadership isn’t something you’re boy with. It’s something you learn by reading Dogbert books. (-book jacket) This 1996 Harper Business Hardback is in Near Mint condition.

ISBN: 9780887307881 SKU: 1314381 Note: Any image shown is from a stock photo and is not the actual book.